Tuesday, May 31, 2011

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 4

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 4
Favorite Books

I used to read all the time but now that I have a baby, it's hard to find time to sit down and enjoy a book.

A favorite of mine is Maneater and they actually made it into a tv movie. The books are always better.

Any Jennifer Weiner novel is a favorite. Some of my favorites are In Her Shoes (made into a movie), Little Earthquakes and Good in Bed.

The Notebook and Harry Potter books are also good!!!

Other then that, the only books that I am reading currently are plastic 5 paged books lol. Books that are very difficult to read, MA-MA, DA-DA, DOGGY, KITTY....etc. They really leave you hanging at the end... ;)

Saturday, May 28, 2011

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 3

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 3
Favorite TV Shows

This is a tough one. I have my select shows and that's all I watch.

  • Bethenny Ever After-if you ever werent sure on who my husband and I are, it's Bethenny and Jason. Those two are exactly like us, or vice versa lol.

  • Quints by Surprise (so funny how life changes and all you watch are family shows)
  • American Idol (I love Randy!!! YO DAWG! YOURE IN IT TO WIN IT!!!)
  • DWTS (depending on who is in it...some of them drive me crazy, but I love Len)
  • Police Women of Broward County and K9 Unit of Broward County (the two guys crack my hubby and I up)
  • Kate plus 8 (the woman drives me insane...and I still watch)
  • Yo Gabba Gabba (because it keeps my child bouncing in his bouncer an extra 24 mins)
  • All of the Real Housewives (they are crazy and since I have no drama in my life, they fill it)
  • Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen ( I love Andy and when he has Jimmy Fallon on his show, it makes me that much happier)

I have to give it to Yo Gabba Gabba, because those crazy things are life savers. : ) They have the craziest "lyrics" like, "I like eating noodles, it's something that's fun, I like to run in circles, cuz that's what I like to dooooo" lol Weirdos. but my son loves them. Does that make my son a weirdo? :)

Friday, May 27, 2011

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 2

Thirty Day Blog Challenge-Day 2
Favorite Movies

I hate to say it, but I don't watch movies. I never watched movies when I was younger really. So you will really see how outdated my movie list is.  I hate scary movies, I can't watch them because my imagination goes into overtime and completely gets the best of me, for years. Not lying. I'm still recovering from jaws as I want go into the ocean...

Here is my "list"

  • Spice World-this movie makes my list because I watched it when I was younger over 50 times. 
  • Grease-this also makes the list due to the same reason. Along with the fact that I know every single dance and song. (who doesn't)
  • Any Disney Movie. ANY! Cinderella, Nemo, Cars, Toy Story, Bugs Life, Beauty and the Beast...that list can go on forever. Disney movies are the best and my absolute favorite.
This is a pathetic movie list and I'm sure you will all think I'm lame. I just never have really enjoyed movies. I don't think half of the comedies are funny. I think romantic comedies are lame and I hate scary movies. LOL so where does that leave me?!?!?!?!


Thursday, May 26, 2011

30 Day Blog Challenge-Day 1

I have been made aware of the 30 Day Blog Challenge by a fellow blogger that I love and decided to take the challenge on...
Day One-Post a recent picture of yourself and 15 random facts

  1. I am terrified of butterflies and birds. I don't know why, but they scare the you know what out of me. I hate how they flutter and they are just so unpredictable.
  2. I wish I could be a vegetarian, but I love meat too much. But, I can't think about what I'm eating, otherwise I get too weirded out and can't finish.  Plus, being a vegetarian wouldn't work because the only veggies I eat are french fries...everyone tells me those don't count...I ignore them.
  3. I donate money to charity any chance I get. I force my husband to as well. It is so important, even to donate one dollar. Anything helps and it makes you feel good.
  4. I graduated high school early. Not because I am extremely smart LOL but because I had all my credits finished. The option was there, and I took it. But I'll pretend it's because of grades.
  5. I am one of the most talkative people, but when it comes to going out, I'm not a fan. I have a very close circle of people that I surround myself with and I stick to it. I don't like to go out at all really. 
  6. If you wake me when I'm sleeping, just know that you have woken up a bear. I hate to be bothered when I'm sleeping.
  7. I have the worst mood swings. I'm a woman, what do you expect? Something can just not sit well with me, and then I'm mad until I work myself out of my mood. 
  8. I expect my husband to be able to read my mind completely. When he can't, I get upset.  
  9. I still sometimes think that all toys are alive when you aren't looking. Toy Story made me think that way. And until they come out and tell me it's fake, I'll keep believing ;)
  10. I love scratch off lottery tickets, and get so excited to play BUT every single time, I lose. I know I'm going to lose, but I still get so disappointed. 
  11. I have an issue if my son isn't dressed in matching clothes. My husband will put a neon green onsie on him with red pants. It drives me up the wall. He needs to be coordinating with every piece of clothing, down to his socks and shoes. Even the trim on the onsies need to match. 
  12. I think I might have OCD lol
  13. I'm a jeans and tshirt kind of girl but I also love to dress up. But if I can't get my hair just right with either outfits, I will go back into my sweats.
  14. I'm a huge animal lover. I can't stand hunters. I think it's disgusting and I think that you don't have a heart if you hunt.
  15. I'm addicted to getting freebies. Whether it's couponing (I've got 500$ worth of free baby food at one time) or getting freebies in the mail. I'm insanely addicted and can't wait to check the mail box each day. It softens the blow when I get bills in the mail :)

    Wednesday, May 25, 2011


    Husband and I decided that it would be a great day to go fishing. Well, he decided it was a great day to fish, I was feeling extra nice and agreed to go. He did buy me Malley's chocolates and all....he deserves a YES now and then ;)

    So we went to the eye doctor first because we both needed a checkup and then off to the park we went.

    He was convinced that he could catch something. And he kept getting 'bites' but the only bites I was getting were from the damn mosquitos. So, to say the least, I wasn't loving it. But, I put on a smile and just took pictures.

    Across the lake was a couple sitting on a bench. Clearly, we could see them, and they could see us. I got this vibe that they were either just starting to date or they were having an affair. How's THAT for jumping to conclusions? They were just acting very secretive. So every now and then I would glance over and they were kissing or hugging or whatever...innocent...

    I decided that I needed to catch a fish since husband wasn't. He took over the camera. As I was 'fishing' (casting about ten feet in front of me probably doesn't count as fishing) husband starts hysterically laughing. Until I hear an "OH!". I'm not sure what he's doing so I just continue on.

    He comes down by the water and shows me the camera....



    I was sitting on that bench 15 mins before the horndogs were...

    So just a note to all park goers....don't forget that it's a public place. You don't know WHAT'S been going down on the bench before you....

    horny son of a guns ;)

    OH and by the way...If you are planning on cutting the grass at your house, please make sure to wear all your clothes. For anyone who read the neighbor blog, Single mom with the terror of a child decided to cut the grass today, in a bra and hot pants. A BRA.
    (no i didnt take a picture, i didn't want to burn that image into your brain like it is mine....) BE THANKFUL!

    Monday, May 23, 2011

    Who let all the animals out!?!?!

    My mom and I decided to venture to the zoo today and it was an interesting day...understatement, maybe.

    Driving to the zoo, we pull up to a van that has a bunch of dog stickers all over it. And then there's those stick figure stickers of just a guy and a dog. So, I'm like, wow this guy is pretty damn lonely, just him and his dog....and then I read the bumper sticker he has...."I LOVE VAGINA". NO WONDER WHY YOU'RE ALONE WITH YOUR FREAKING DOG!!! NO SANE WOMAN IS GOING TO SWOON OVER A MAN WHO HAS A TRAMP STAMP FOR HIS VAN STATING HOW MUCH HE LOVES THE VAGINA....

    We get to the zoo and it must have been "Ugly Person Day" or all the animals escaped and were running around.  Now, I'm not the most gorgeous woman in the world by any means BUT I felt like I was among a different breed today. One that I've never encountered before. Well, I did encounter a few of them at the Pville International Food "Festival" (I use the term festival loosely because I'm pretty sure a few feet of random food carts does not count as a festival)....I'm getting away from my point LOL

    Were walking around and decide we don't want to walk any longer and want to take the tram. So were sitting in line and then an ambulance comes and stops our trip. The tram can't move. So for me, this is great because the ambulance is a quick thing. Get in, get out, get the sick person to a hospital. To the rest of the world, this is an unwelcomed delay and they all get out of line. So were moving our way up in the line...and then this old man (alone) decides that the back of the line just wont do. So he takes it upon himself to fully make his way to the front of line. He passes us and the couple in front of us and that is as far as he got because a wheelchair was blocking him (damn wheelchair, always gets in the way LOL). So he sits down next to the couple. Then, the tram lady says "Party of Two?" to the couple, and the man stands up, waves his one finger in the air (no, not the middle one) and runs up to the lady...THE DAMN MAN GETS ON THE TRAM! So now I'm cracking up because I can't believe him. The lady comes back and gets the couple. Then comes back for us and says there is room for us. So she shows us where to shit and WHO DO WE GET TO SQUEEZE IN NEXT TO?! The freakin' line jumper himself, old man river. I get in the tram and wait for my mom and baby to hop in. My mom goes to get in, but takes a look behind me and almost loses it because she started laughing so hard. I had to take baby because she couldn't even get her behind on the tram, that's how hard she was laughing. Then baby looks over at him and starts hysterically laughing. Out of nowhere.

    So now the tram is moving and we have a family in front of us. Obviously Jewish because of the yamaka. So the kids were SO incredibly bad and so my mom was giving me the eyes like, "OMG!!". Well, we get off the tram and I said, "wow, what was that?" and she boldly states, "THEY ARE ORTHODOX JEWS! THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL YAMAKAS"....(yes, thank you mom, I realized that, I was actually refering to the badly behaved children.....not the yamakas). As she says it, not realizing how loud she is, THERE THEY ARE!!! Right next to us....I just put him head down and pushed the stroller...all my mom could say was, "NICE".

    We walk into the place where the monkeys are and now guess who is back? The Line Jumper. And he's going the same pace as us. That's awkward. Why do you have to go the same pace? Why can't you be one step ahead or behind...? So, he's trying to get all the monkeys attention by tapping on the glass. NEWS FLASH, THE GLASS IN AN INCH THICK. THE MONKEYS CAN'T HEAR YOU, NOR DO THEY CARE TO ENTERTAIN YOUR TAPS IF THEY COULD HEAR YOU! He realized his taps weren't working. So he decides to whistle at them...not working. So what does any sane line jumper decide to do? MONKEY CALL THEM!?

    By this time, I have lost it. I can't contain my laughter anymore. I decided it was time to get his picture. So I waited for him as he was stuck in the crowd at the one monkey glass.  I pretended I was going to take a picture of the fish tank and I got him!!!

    This was by far, the best entertainment I got all day. It just made me laugh so hard. I wish I would have followed him for the rest of the day so I could just snap pictures...

    Next on our trip at the zoo was the giraffes. Baby LOVES giraffes. Not sure what it is, but he's in love. He has Sophie the Giraffe and it's his favorite. So, on our walk to the giraffes, we catch a guy who has jumped the ropes, picking long grass by the handfuls. My mom and I aren't shocked by anything at this point and so we look and shake our heads and chuckle...then we realize that him and his daughter are feeding the giraffes. FEEDING THE GIRAFFES FOOD THAT THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EATING. There is a sign that clearly says, No Feeding Our Wildlife. There are ropes that to a normal person would say, KEEP OUT....not to these people. They have the giraffe reaching to get to them, eating the grasses. They are kidding the giraffes and petting them. I didn't realize this was a freakin' petting zoo.

    BUT, that being said, I got some great shots and baby got to get up close and personal with a giraffe and started laughing so hard at the mouth full of grass and weeds that the jackasses were feeding it....so I was still happy :)

    Last was the Elephants. It's a new exhibit and it's amazing. They have the cutest little elephant statue that you can sit on. I decide I want baby to get his picture...and I waited a long time in line for this picture. Here is the result, which I found out later on when I looked at the pictures as we were driving home....

    Clearly, there is no elephant statue in sight. My son does not look like he is riding on the elephant. We have some great pictures of the trees. When I asked what happened she said, "{baby} is in it, that's all that matters...." (sigh....)

    So all in all, it was a great day at the zoo. I love spending time with my mama and baby loves his nana so much.  We really did have a great time there and can't wait to go back...well, maybe we will go to a different zoo next time... ;)

    Here are a few other pictures that I was able to snap:

    Tuesday, May 17, 2011

    Pee, Poop and Panera

    This weekend has been one for the books. So incredibly busy and so exhausting.

    Friday, my mom and dad wanted to go out to dinner. My dad is a SPM for a Construction company and so he is finishing up a big shopping center. In the shopping center, is a Panera Bread. My mom wanted to go eat there. THE PANERA BREAD IS AN HOUR AWAY. So that's what we did. Drove an hour away, to eat a Panera Bread (as we passed 5 along the way....) when gas is 4.09. We get there, I'm holding baby and he poops ALL OVER ME. So I send husband to go get the diaper bag in the car...15 mins later, I see him strolling in with my dad, just chatting. He forgot what he went out there for and there's me, holding my son like he's contaminated. Poop all over my shirt. Awesome.

    So the next day, we spent the whole day with my mother in law. Now typically, all wives out there would cringe saying they spent the whole day with the in-laws. But i love my mother in law. She's the greatest. I always have so much fun and there's always a good topic that we can laugh about. At first, in husband and my relationship, we had problems figuring out where our parents played into our lives. Husband is an only child. So he and his mom are so incredibly close. Constantly talking on the phone. Well, I'm not an only child, but I still am so close with my parents. But I just couldn't understand why he would constantly want to call her all the time. As time went on, and I got to get closer with her, I understood why. She's so open and non judgemental. You can completely be yourself. I love it. I have a very honest and open personality and sometimes people can't handle me. And I love that I can completely be myself with her.

    So we went to a bakery that her cousin just opened up. Had to get some cannolis. My favorite. Ran some errands and since it was Saturday, we went to Sam's Club. You know we had to hit up every single sample stand. I go for that reason only. I LOVE sampling the foods and I will stalk a stand until they put something out. :)

    We then went to Home Depot (another Saturday spot that we hang out at, not by choice on my part). We spent a good hour or two there. and walked out with absolutely nothing. Dan got too flustered trying to pick out fence posts and we left with nothing. AWESOME!!!

    Sunday was a nice day of rest, kind of.
    My parents wanted to go look at house to buy and so Hubby, Baby and I decided to join them.  The house was incredibly massive. You could get lost in it. 40+ acres.  We walked into the garage and I think the heavens parted for Hubby and my dad. Ferrari's, Mercedes, Harleys, boats, tractors, 4 wheelers and snow mobiles... I thought we would never get out of there. Husband and my dad were just in awe of such 'amazing' sights...

    The kicker to the trip : Husband had to pee so extremely bad. Now, I have no shame, if I had to go that bad, I would have just asked the realtor if I could use the bathroom. What's the big deal. When you gotta go, you gotta go. But husband assured me that it is rude to do. SO, his genius plan was to go behind the barn and pee. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT RUDE. So there he is, peeing, right on the tractor wheel in the rain. Were at an open house, and there's my husband, peeing on a tractor.

    As he finished, he acted as if he was looking at the tractor, checking it out...yeah, that helps.

    Before all of this, we wanted to go grab something to eat. After driving back and forth, we decided to go completely out of our way to Yours Truly. 20 mins wait, and that just wouldn't do. So we went to Bob Evans, the same thing. So we ended up in Panera Bread (of course).

    I ordered my usual, Chipotle Chicken Sandwich with NO TOMATOES.  The girl told me she couldn't do it. I said, "yes you can, every panera does it for me...you can too". and she told me that it was a panini and they couldnt. I told her, "youre wrong, but whatever. I DONT EVEN WANT TO EAT HERE ANYMORE!" lol so then i calmed myself down (don't mess with a bear when it's hungry) and she then informed me that she could make it. OBVIOUSLY GENIUS! So they make it, and it has tomatoes on it. I take it back. The manager says Okay sorry, I'll remake it for you. They remake it, and hand it back to me...it has tomatoes. I wanted NO TOMATOES, and they said THERE ARE NONE (as the dumb kid working there slips some tomatoes off my sandwich as if i couldnt see). "UM I JUST SAW YOU TAKE THE TOMATOES OFF OF MY SANDWICH!!!" "nooo there werent any tomatoes".

    so now they are telling me that im dumb and blind. so i tell them that im allergic. It's the go to plan when something isn't right on my order. Especially if I hand it back to them, and they just remove it and give it back. I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF! MAKE ME A NEW ONE! IT HAS TOMATO JUICE ON IT NOW! LOL. So finally after a half hour, they make it right. They gave us some free bakery. Just to prove how mad I was, I told her I didn't want it, but let the rest of my family wipe out their bakery shelf. Serves them right, jackasses.

    Aside from that, Baby was sick starting sunday until Monday. He had a really bad virus and pooped about 12 times in 24 hrs. Blood and mucous in it too. I'm sure you're all loving this blog. LOL. So we took him to the dr and turns out, the virus wiped out his colon and the little things in his intestines that help him digest milk and he became lactose intolerant. So he's on his special formula now and doing just fine. Eating cereal and bananas (i just had to sing Gwen Stefani's "this shit is bananas" song to spell bananas...) now and doing just great.

    So it was a whole weekend of Pee, Poop and Panera....

    OH and on a neighbor update, the single mom with the terror child, now has friends. She and her 3 other people sit around this one tree in a circle, all day and all night. And they sit in little baby chairs. Their butts hang over the edges! But since it's been a rainy weekend, I didn't have to look out the window and see their pow wow all day long. They were rained out....YES!

    Wednesday, May 11, 2011

    Mr. Alien Update

    Alright, well yesterday I noticed Mr. Alien potting some plants...

    Then I looked again to see what he was using as the pots...

    We have stores called Home Depot, Walmart, Kmart, Target etc that sell pots.  That way, you don't have to use your recycling bin for your flowers. OR you are actually able to plant those flowers into the ground...Not sure what the ground is?? It's that thing you were digging up at the neighbors the other day.....

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011


    Such a long weekend full of family and friends!! We had such a fun time even though we were so busy.

    Friday, was one of my dearest friends wedding. It was so gorgeous and done just right. I was so thankful that we were able to share in such a special day for them. They had an amazing cake too!! Alice in Wonderland theme!! We didn't know anyone there but everyone made us feel so welcome. It was a great time. The people who sat at our table, were hilarious too. Kept us laughing the whole time!

     Saturday afternoon, we went over to my parent's farm to take care of their animals, while they were out of town. We went inside the house so hubby could change. Well, I decided that I would take baby up to the barn to see the animals. So after we were finished up in the barn and hubby was done taking care of the animals, we walk back down to the house and I realized I locked us out of the house. GREAT! So I'm like, "not a big deal, we can drive back to our house and call the other lady who has a key"...then I realized, OMG KEYS ARE INSIDE THE HOUSE!! So the house keys, the car keys, and the phone are inside the house...so now were stranded. And it's not like we could go over to the neighbors, because it's not a development.

    Hubby jumped the dogs fence and went to check the back doors, nothing. Checked side doors, nothing. Checked all the first floor windows, nope. Then, I notice the top floor window is open...BUT OF COURSE, it's the window right next to the hill. But it's our only option. So we spent another hour looking for an extension ladder...Hubby can't find it anywhere. I walked into the garage and immediately found it LOL So, we put the ladder against the house and were freaking out because it's not stable and if it moves, were going to fall right down into the spring.  And I can't hold the ladder because I'm holding baby.  So hubby climbs all the way up and then realizes he can't fit through the window (teeny windows). So, wifey to the rescue. Here's the result....Me. Stuck. In. The. Window.

    So Saturday night, hubby and I decided we would go out for a date night (with baby of course). So we went over to the Cheesecake factory. We were starving and after waiting for longer then we were told (an hour longer), I made husband go up and ask when our turn was. Well the guy said 48 mins. And you know husband wasn't having that. So he told him NO YOU GET US IN RIGHT NOW!! And they did...unfortunately, I was so hungry and kind of bratty because I was waiting for so long and they sat us in a booth that had the air conditioning RIGHT on us. So the minute the waiter came, you know I had to say something. It went exactly like this,
    "Hi, is there anyway you can turn this off, it's right on my son"
    waiter says, "no, its a cold air (something) and it can't be turned off. I can seat you somewhere else?"
    "Yes, I want to go somewhere else...."
    "Well, you will have to wait up front for another table and I don't know how long it will be"
    "Were not waiting any longer then we already have....so we will stay. And were ready to order. I would like a diet coke, he wants a regular coke. We want two orders of fried cheese triangles, two orders of Louisiana Chicken Pasta. I want mine without onions, peppers and mushrooms and his he wants normal. THANKS"
    all of this conversation happened within literally 60 seconds. there was no breaths taken in between sentences LOL I was the BIGGEST you know what...I was so mad. BUT food came out extremely fast and so good. It wasn't until I stopped stuffing my face, that I realized how much my husband and I are truly alike!! We ate the same amount of our apps and got the same entree. It was just so weird! It was a great meal though and the server did a great job. 

    After our dinner, we decided since it was such a nice night, that we would go for a drive. So were just cruising around and I start seeing all these vanity plates. I hate vanity plates. They just annoy me. Like, MrGrch or 4Shadi....or here was one, U AWAKE...yes dumbass, I'm awake...like if you're going to make a vanity plate, at least make it clever. Asking if I'm awake, is not clever...

    So then we come up on a blacked out van on these Kmart rims...and it's one of those vans that you see on the news saying that a man lured a kid into with candy...so I make the comment to my husband, and then look at his license plate. It reads, "KIDNME" Now, I'm sure he meant it to be KIDDING ME...so why would you even make a vanity plate to read KID IN ME when you're driving a blacked out van?!?! CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Either he is extremely oblivious or just trying to help the cops identify easily that he is a kidnapper....

    Sunday was Mother's Day. It was my first mother's day so I was so excited. Baby and Hubby got me the cutest card and my parents got me a card with some roses. We went over to the in-laws and chatted for a little bit and then took hubby's mama over to the farm to see the animals! It was a good time! We then went out to dinner with his mom, uncle and his uncle's fiancee. It was such a great mother's day. :) 

    Now, we just have to make it through the work week!!! 

    Tuesday, May 3, 2011

    Cellulite, Boobs & Sex

    Well, I spent another night searching for a new dress for my girlfriend's wedding this weekend. Since I had my baby, I've lost a crazy amount of weight, a good 50lbs. I haven't worked out, nor have I watched what I ate (don't go hating me ladies...just read on).

    I have plenty of gorgeous cocktail dresses, but now none fit.So I'm searching for the perfect dress. To tone down the booty and make my stomach look flat. OH and she's getting married in a church so I obviously can't be walking in the church with a skin tight dress and a vneck down to my belly button. Think of the green dress JLO wore on the red carpet years ago...the complete OPPOSITE of that is what I'm looking for.

    Hubby and I are going from store to store, trying to find the perfect dress. I'm re-learning about my body here because I haven't bought a cocktail dress in a year due to a watermelon, I mean baby, in my belly. Some of these dresses that the husband picked out, I couldn't even walk out of the dressing room in. I was afraid people were going to throw singles at me (maybe fives....dream big haha). I looked like I missed my bus stop and was supposed to be on the corner in CLE. That's how bad some of these were. And not to mention, I'm 5'10. I've got a booty on me and my boobs aren't the smallest...my waist is small, but the rest of me, is not...I NEED A WHOLE LOT MORE FABRIC THEN THE SKINNY *insert female dog* NEXT TO ME lol.

    So as I'm in the Nordstrom dressing room. The lights are so incredibly bright and they have the mirror that has a bunch of different angles. So I'm all excited  until I got undressed and looked back at the mirror..."HOLY HELL!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!!!" I've got some great little cellulite going...Right there on my thighs. Awesome.

    Cellulite just decides to show it's face when I've LOST 50 lbs? REALLY?! I don't get this. When I weigh more, I have none...Now I weigh less, and get some. God punishing me? Maybe. I just don't get this crazy world of womanhood. You're punished when you're bigger, and you're punished when your smaller. I've been on every single end of the spectrum. I've been size 00 with no boobs or butt...I've been on the heavier side...and now I'm.....somewhere in between?

    At least the boobs haven't given into gravity (yet...). Speaking of the jugs (how classy), I still try to tell my husband that they are fake and he questions me all the time. I think it's hilarious to watch him try to coax out the 'truth'. We've been married for how long now? And he still doesn't know whether or not my boobs are fake? Like CMON!!!! He knows I'm deathly afraid of needles...I can't stand looking at cotton under a bandaid...what makes him think I would voluntarily go under the knife, to get bigger boobs. I'm naturally a C...but I just make random comments that make him turn and go, 'WAIT, WHAT'S THAT MEAN?! ARE YOURS FAKE?!" ahhahahahaha. It just cracks me up.

    People that I went to school with all the time come up to me and ask if they are fake because in high school, I had no boobs. I mean, nothing. I was an "A". So when people come up and ask me, obviously I say no, but husband always starts to wonder....I just find it so entertaining that he thinks his wife has fake boobs and hasn't admitted to it yet.

    And, I know you're thinking that I have outed my 'secret' because my husband is reading this. *raises eyebrows as if you should know better then to think this* Do you really think my husband is going to read a blog that I wrote? He doesn't even listen to me when were having a conversation. The man has selective hearing. He only listens when I'm actively participating in a conversation about tools, landscaping or sex. (sorry to my mother in law who is reading this...lol, I'm sure this isn't news to you LOL).

    Anyway, I did find a dress. A gorgeous one, that I really feel good in. I'll show pictures from my gfs wedding this weekend. I know it's going to be so gorgeous. I'm so incredibly happy for her and her soon to be hubby. I'm sure she's excited to soon be married and be part of the great club of being miserable....ONLY KIDDING!!! I LOVE BEING MARRIED (sometimes...joking again people...). It's going to be a great night of celebrating love and the hubby and I get to go out on a date. I can't wait to see the handsome man dressed up....

    enough of the mushy stuff.

    OH AND PS...since hubby wont read this...I'll confess my lie that i told him today. Last night, i stated to him that no matter how fast I eat my Harvest Cheddar SunChips or no matter how fast he eats the other bag that we have....were not allowed to eat eachother's chips...and i said it because i thought he would finish his and try to take mine. well i ate mine in one sitting. and so today, he left his out. So while he was showering, I ate the whole bag of his...(i couldn't stop, they were so good)...so then, when I realized what I did, I put them back in the spot he left them. He picked them up and said "OH REALLY?! YOU ATE MY CHIPS?!" and I said "NO I DIDNT!!! WE PROMISED EACH OTHER!!!"

    so here's my confession....he would know the truth if he took an interest in my blog! BAM!!! IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Monday, May 2, 2011


    I'm so excited to write this blog. I'm so incredibly happy and I feel so proud of our troops!! I'm proud of our troops each and every day but tonight I am especially proud.

    How amazing does that one man (or woman) feel knowing that THEY killed osama? I would be on top of the world. I wouldn't be able to contain myself.

    And wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in Barack & Michelle's room tonight? We all talk to our significant other before bed (or maybe, i'm the only one...my hubby typically doesnt respond...he might be sleeping lol)...I just wonder, what are they saying? You know it has to be good!!

    Anyway, a huge day/night for America and for all other countries who are right there with us in the fight for peace. A big thank you to troops who are currently serving, and for troops who aren't currently serving.

    All I want for our nation and world is to be able to live in peace. I want to be able to raise my children in a place where they are safe and they are taught that peace is the answer. And were getting there...the fight isn't over, but were on our way. I'm confident that our day will come, when peace is achieved. :)

    LET'S CELEBRATE WORLD!!!! I think I'll grab a glass of wine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ps. Jesus just updated his Twitter, "Sorry, you're at the wrong gate Osama"....I knew I loved Jesus. He's such a clever man ;)

    Sunday, May 1, 2011


     I have a serious update on Mr. Alien...funniest thing I've ever seen.

    The Single mom with the terror child left for a while and Mr. Alien emerged from his house. He was wearing a little gray fannypack and huge headphones. He was carrying a metal detector and a little shovel...

    He went over in her yard and was metal detecting her yard. When he would find a spot, he would look around really quick (as if no one sees him roaming around her yard in the first place) and jump to the ground and dig up her yard. Then, when he wouldn't find anything, he would place the torn up pieces of yard, back where they came from, and stomp on them so you couldn't tell.

    He did this for about an hour! I have videos (would you expect anything less from me?) and I have a picture....

    I think he is confused. If he's trying to phone his alien family, he's looking in the wrong direction....
    OR IS HE!?!?! (dun dun dunnnnn)